You and a guest will go on a double date with the hilarious and handsome Craigslist Wedding Date brothers in New York City!
"Do you like being cool? Do you know what is really cool? Charity. Charity is awesome. Besides the Tea Party, who doesn't like charity? Everyone likes charity. Charity kicks ass! Charity is hard though. You just give stuff you have to people who don't have as much stuff so they will have considerably more stuff at the expense of you having slightly less stuff. Seems like a raw deal. Besides the high of knowing you are making this world and someone's life BETTER, you usually don't see too much in return. I know that isn't why you do it, but you're so good to people. You're so charitable. You're tired of waiting for Karma to kick a little something something your way. It's time you do you, after doing a little more charity of course.
Upon the close of this auction, my brother Mike and I would like to take you and a friend out for a nice night on the town. We're both very tall and our mother reassures us constantly that we're at least moderately handsome. We promise to comb and part our hair. We promise the conversation will flow as freely as the wine and we'll get you to laugh somewhere between 10 and 40 times, usually ranging from smirks to hard chuckles. We promise to be gentlemen and show chivalry beyond your expectations. We also promise to promptly drop those reserved characteristics should the music pick up, we switch to hard liquor, the music & fog machine are turned on at the same time, or all of the above (if that's your thing). We hope you'll donate and donate generously, because that's your thing and you're a great person. We cannot wait to redefine everything you ever thought a double date could be.
- Dave & Mike"
Donated By: Mike and Dave Stangle